Artie is joined by Dave Juskow, who will be on Crashing this week, and Anthony Bozza. Deion Sanders could deliver, and does Artie look like Susan Boyle? Artie misses an audition for the touch of a beautiful young woman. Artie wants to dissect Melania Trump’s life. We hope the Billy Joel family doesn’t listen to the podcast! Artie wants to tell Dave his James Caan story. “Manchester By The Sea” sucked. Where is Tan Falato? Dave tells a story with Artie and the ‘voice’ of Archer. Our buddy Todd Barry will accept a ride home with anyone. What has happened to Heather Locklear? We discuss when someone is a goat for a sports team. Charles Manson’s and Rick James’ role in history also come up. Dan hit a home run? What do the Griffey’s say about destiny? Dave isn’t impressed. Artie wants to talk about parrots and opium which leads to a heartfelt story about himself.
Artie is back from St. Louis and in Hoboken with Johnny Styne. Artie is sick of the millennial’s phrases and tells us a girl tried to get him to say one. Artie tells us a joke about a buddy in Disney World. Ainsley Earhardt from’Fox and Friends’ has written a new book and you know the two guys hate her. Artie saw Michelle Pfeiffer do something extraordinary one time with a M&M. Artie starts to talk about his personal life but stops. Loverboy is on a commercial and WOW does the lead singer look bad. Artie talks a little about St. Louis. We were in St. Louis when the great Chuck Berry died. The St. Louis fans were great but what is going on there? Artie talks about “Hail, Hail Rock and Roll”. Chicago had Mike Royko and NYC had Jimmy Breslin who recently died. Artie had a connection with him. The Howard Stern ‘Buttaface’ contests were brutal. Johnny has written some jokes for Artie to do as Rodney.