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Episode 390 – Artie with Johnny Styne and Dick Nixon

Our buddy Johnny Styne joins us as well as Dick Nixon. Artie tells us the legend of Kaiser Permanente – we had it all wrong! Johnny tells us about the short film he put in for “The Howard Stern Film Festival”. Artie talks about the Steve Harvey memo to his staff and reads it aloud. We just saw another burglar alarm commercial. Look at those actors! Artie’s buddy Paul Mecurio is on CNN, and the woman has no clue what he’s talking about. Paul is just trying to be funny. Steve Harvey Fierstein joins us. Artie talks about Ice T. What was Babe Ruth like with women? We get back to the topic of Paul concerning the Comedy Cellar podcast and a fight that started. Dan Naturman and Paul went at it. Howard took a day off and there are “rumors”. Artie talks about an odd encounter they had.

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Episode 388 – Artie and Mario Bosco Investigate Uber Worthiness

We are joined by our buddy Mario Bosco. Artie talks about the White House Press Corp. Artie recalls a black friend from high school. Artie orders Dan to buy hand towels. Mario said Dan told him that he had to pay for his uber because we were broke. Dan is livid and demands that Mario read him the text. Mario is caught in a lie. Artie worries about the country under Mike Pence. We have a picture of El Chapo and he looks like someone we know. Artie is tired of people telling him not to spend his money. Artie tells you why you might have seen a rasta guy on some of his television shows. There are two places you can still be a racist and Artie tells you where. Jesse Watters sucks! Why does Mario have a King Kong button on, and is it racist? Artie’s Mom has a hot russian woman living with her and Artie has Dan. How did this happen?? We need to count the words Mario said in the podcast, and see if he is worth the Uber by percentage. Mario was accepted to a prestigious acting school. He has some private messages.
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Episode 387 – Artie and Dan, Jillian Barberie, Jackie Martling

Artie and Dan start out with some Anderson Cooper talk. Artie bets he has great hygiene. Artie has an idea for a new remake of a movie. The New Black Swan. What is going on with Cam Newton? What is Anderson’s house like? Artie talks with Jillian Barberie. Is she ready to date Artie now? Jillian talks her love of Artie on all his projects. Who owns Artie and Jillian’s websites? It’s Asian sites that own their URLs.  Artie welcomes Jackie Martling, but first he is very upset at Boston fans. Artie and Jackie talk the Stern days.  Jackie shares a secret he never told anyone. The Jackie puppet is discussed, as well as Artie and Jackie’s contributions to the show. They’re both worried about Robin Quivers. Artie and Jackie paid dues!! The two share more fun comedy stories. Artie has a new book idea for Bill O’Reilly.

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Episode 386 – Artie and Matarese Back From The Comedy Club

Joe Matarese just got back from a comedy club. He saw a comic with an angle and wonders if Lorne Michaels would like his story? Artie does a new lineup for SNL. Joe and Artie start watching a comedy special. Joe has a brilliant observation about Halle Berry, which is that she’s hot! Joe and Artie talk about extra work. Is Joe becoming Artie? Joe got invited to a red carpet for the movie “Chuck” and it didn’t go well. The guys talk about boxing movies. There is a difference between gay women and gay men. Artie and Joe talk about the new guy who does a Trump impression, and how Alec Baldwin may have got the Trump job on SNL. Artie is calling out Seinfeld. Artie tells a story from our DirecTV days. Joe tells us about his new special.

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Episode 384 – Artie Discusses A New Documentary

It’s Artie and Dan with a special guest coming up. Artie is in the new documentary about Gilbert Gottfried. Fred Stoller texts Dan about his new book. How will the Gilbert documentary play with black audiences? JFK stops by to talk. Is Artie being spied on? We play the new open by Vinny Monroig. Gilbert Gottfried joins us. We talk about his new documentary. Artie talks about similar things in their family. It’s a shame Howard will not be there! Artie talks about the people in the movie and Gilbert’s family. Who will be at the red carpet? Will Artie be the most famous person? Artie and Gilbert discuss Alan Thicke. Artie and Gilbert tell jokes, then we end the interview and get ready for the red carpet. We play some youtube clips of Artie at the end.

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Episode 383 – Artie and Joe Matarese: Who Had a Podcast Meltdown?

Our buddy, the very funny Joe Matarese is here. We had heard that he had a meltdown on his podcast? Artie talks about the port and things he had to do. Artie had a script when certain women called. The port was all about overtime! Joe had a paper route. Joe had a meltdown with his wife and manager.  Joe’s wife likes James Corden. Artie talks about a Johnny Carson episode he just saw, and how things are so bad in comedy now. Artie and Joe talk about the road. Artie and Joe talk about drugs: both legal and illegal. Artie talks about “The Sopranos” and Joe doesn’t remember the episode. Is Joe up to date on any topical news? Artie and Joe talk about sleazy club owners and the promoter in ROCKY comes up. Artie channels the promoter from Rocky.

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Episode 380 – Artie ‘Finale of Crashing’ Episode with Bosco

We do a special ‘Finale of Crashing’ podcast with Mario Bosco and what was supposed to be Mike Bocchetti. Mario does the headphone test. Mario is eating jelly beans and it’s making a loud noise. What is going on with Mario’s career? We try to help. We need to help Mario’s poor mother. Artie explains Mario’s scam. Crashing is supposed to come on and we prepare to live tweet the episode. Artie is great in the show. If he is successful he will drop Mario so fast! Where is Mike? Crashing starts. We watch the show and Mario tells us his cousin was hit by a “Jew” in a minivan and he is upset. Mario wants to plug the show tonight. Artie loves the Dad on the new 600 lbs life. Mario gives his plugs.

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Episode 375 – Artie with Sam Morril, Scott Chaplain and Ryan Beck

Artie welcomes our buddy Sam Morril as well as two young comics Scott Chaplain and Ryan Beck. Artie asks what Scott and Ryan are up to. There will be a new show like ‘Guy Code’ called ‘High Crimes’. Artie and Sam talk about St. Louis. Artie and the guys have way different eating habits. Sarah Silverman is not only an amazing comic she is still beautiful. Who are the guys that complain on reddit? Do anyone think they look like Brad Pitt? We are watching basketball. Inevitably we discuss Dennis Rodman going to North Korea and his time with the Chicago Bulls. Artie brings up Dave Attell. Artie makes the guys watch 600 lbs. life. These are all people in the south. Do you think Muddy Waters ate well? Artie has seen some gross things in casinos. Sam talks about his podcast.

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Episode 374 – Artie with Dave Juskow and Anthony Bozza

Artie is joined by Dave Juskow, who will be on Crashing this week, and Anthony Bozza. Deion Sanders could deliver, and does Artie look like Susan Boyle? Artie misses an audition for the touch of a beautiful young woman. Artie wants to dissect Melania Trump’s life. We hope the Billy Joel family doesn’t listen to the podcast! Artie wants to tell Dave his James Caan story. “Manchester By The Sea” sucked. Where is Tan Falato? Dave tells a story with Artie and the ‘voice’ of Archer. Our buddy Todd Barry will accept a ride home with anyone. What has happened to Heather Locklear? We discuss when someone is a goat for a sports team. Charles Manson’s and Rick James’ role in history also come up. Dan hit a home run? What do the Griffey’s say about destiny? Dave isn’t impressed. Artie wants to talk about parrots and opium which leads to a heartfelt story about himself.

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Episode 373 – Artie Back from St. Louis with Johnny Styne

Artie is back from St. Louis and in Hoboken with Johnny Styne. Artie is sick of the millennial’s phrases and tells us a girl tried to get him to say one. Artie tells us a joke about a buddy in Disney World. Ainsley Earhardt from’Fox and Friends’ has written a new book and you know the two guys hate her. Artie saw Michelle Pfeiffer do something extraordinary one time with a M&M. Artie starts to talk about his personal life but stops. Loverboy is on a commercial and WOW does the lead singer look bad. Artie talks a little about St. Louis. We were in St. Louis when the great Chuck Berry died. The St. Louis fans were great but what is going on there? Artie talks about “Hail, Hail Rock and Roll”. Chicago had Mike Royko and NYC had Jimmy Breslin who recently died. Artie had a connection with him. The Howard Stern ‘Buttaface’ contests were brutal. Johnny has written some jokes for Artie to do as Rodney.

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