Artie is back and complaining about the kids today, and what are we preparing them for with these fucking “safe rooms”. Super Tuesday is underway and Trump is winning big. Artie is wondering what is going in Donald’s house? Artie gives his review of The Oscars hosted by Chris Rock. He thought Chris was amazing. He also wants to know why Dan is so nervous all the time and Dan said “no I just scooted to get the paper”. Artie talks about how much he admires his mother and his sister. He then confronts Dan on his observation that the media is covering too much terrorism. In the second half, Artie talks about working with Ed Asner and plays The Keith Richards Game. Who would’ve thought Keith could out last some major rock stars?