Artie is back and still has a head cold. He starts out the show figuring out how he would have to change jokes from 20 years ago to fit the new politically correct era. He talks about a black guy he went to school with named Steve. He loved the way Steve would talk. Artie does a one man show with Steve and former President Richard Nixon. Tonight on the GOP debate Donald Trump tells the world he has a big cock. Artie attempts to do “Ed Torian giving a lie test to Richard Nixon” but he can’t properly do it with the head cold. Artie promos an upcoming show that will feature Dave Navarro coming here, and tells a little bit of what happened it Pittsburgh. He has an idea for a show with Dave. Finally, Artie wonders if Hugh Hefner would remember him.