Artie is appalled at Dan’s health club routine, especially the clothes he wears from the club. When is Artie going to cut his hair? Artie does another one of his award winning “blow your nose” interviews. Artie has been watching too much of Fox News and he is tired of seeing William Devane and catheter commercials. Artie wished Herman Cain had won the presidency and wonders what life under Herman would be like. Artie, being the good citizen that he is, is worried about Eric Trump. It’s the best of THE AMAZING ERIC TRUMP. We listen to Eric’s interviews on Fox News.