Dan makes Artie too nervous, and tells that to Paul Morrissey. Artie does a tribute to Stern Fan Nation and his appearance on the show. Did anyone really believe Prince was a health nut? Artie talks about the nail in his foot at a comedy club. Artie wonders if Dan would’ve helped James Brown take his pants off? Artie and Paul talk about his girlfriend who has been waiting outside. Then some “Best Of” segments promised by Artie: Dan Dierdorf Abby, The Difference. and Rod from Bayside with one of his best phony phone calls, the pet store.