Doug Stanhope takes over control of the show. Artie and Doug talk about how they met, and Doug has a question for Artie about the tour he was on with other comedians. Artie talks about Bingo (Doug’s wife ?) and then they talk about Doug’s comedy. Then Artie has to know about the relationship with Johnny Depp. Then we are joined by Mario Bosco and Doug is convinced Mario is a woman. Doug talks about how he cheated on Bingo and now they are back together. Mario fills us in on his life but Doug is convinced that he is a woman. We end the show with another Dan is gay song.