Artie loves The Borgata except for the fact that every person he knows comes out of the woodwork and asks for money. Vinnie Brand needs a passport. Vinnie missed the perfect oportunity with his wife. Artie talks about what is going on with politics. Alaa and Mario talk about the two of them opening for Artie. Artie has a new name for Mario – Peter Stinklage. Alaa quotes a stand-up act that he doesn’t know is Artie. We hear that Mike Bocchetti is mad again. Mario takes calls and Artie gives him a new comedy act name. We talk about the 76ers and the NBA. Alaa and Mario are given tips on how to open for Artie.  Artie wants to get a poker game together in AC.