Artie wants to see a debate between Dennis Miller and Bill Maher. Artie has been watching ‘The Score’ with Bobby Deniro and Marlon Brando. Artie asks Dan what his favorite NYC moment is. Artie and Dan talk about the Big Easy. Artie gives Dan crap about having Katy Perry on his iTunes. Artie wonders what it would be like if Bruce Springsteen covered a Katy Perry song. Artie talks about Rick Steves and how horrible it must be to be a child of someone famous. Artie wishes he had Wilt Chamberlain’s dick. Artie talks about the bomber in new jersey and how close it was to where he lost his virginity. Artie talks about Paris. We close out with the clipped news report saying Artie is dead from Vegas.