Artie is joined by Sam Morril and Kevin Dombrowski and he wants to make it a party. Sam is just back from San Fran and had a rough time with some jokes. Artie tells a story that he has never told about Vegas. Artie remembers more about the ‘Artie is Dead’ tape. Artie wonders what Dr. Phil would say about his relationships. Mario Lopez should win an award. Artie and the guys talk about Janeane Garofalo and her signature bit. Artie wants to offend some people. What ever happened to goofing on friends? Kevin brings up he opened for Carlos Mencia and the jokes start flying. The guys talk about the NYC bombing. Artie wants to be a black comedian.