Artie and Dan watch the debate and they get bored with it. Artie talks about his past assistants. Artie talks about the time his assistant lost his passport while working with Howard Stern and he was pissed. Artie discusses all of his assistants, including one he was attracted to. Artie is flattered to be in Norm McDonald’s book and will get into it further tomorrow. Artie loves PJ Clarke’s and met Jake Lamotta there. Jake, and later Dick Vitale, gave Artie nicknames. Dan gives Artie way too many entertainment stories.  We end the show with Trump turning on Artie while appearing on The Howard Stern Show.