Jackie Martling was supposed to stop by to get a forward for his book. Mario is upset and Anthony Bozza stops by. Jackie is upset that he had to wait for Artie. Mario is irritating everyone and Artie makes him leave. Artie and Jackie talk about ex-wives and ex-girlfriends. They didn’t want to get up in the morning. Stuttering John cancels the show and Artie thinks he knows why? Artie visits Sam Simon in hell again. Artie writes the forward for Jackie’s book. Jackie tells some great stories about Eddie Murphy and Sam Kinison. Artie tells a great story of Otto and George. We end the show with Mario still outside.