Artie and Dan start out with some Anderson Cooper talk. Artie bets he has great hygiene. Artie has an idea for a new remake of a movie. The New Black Swan. What is going on with Cam Newton? What is Anderson’s house like? Artie talks with Jillian Barberie. Is she ready to date Artie now? Jillian talks her love of Artie on all his projects. Who owns Artie and Jillian’s websites? It’s Asian sites that own their URLs. Artie welcomes Jackie Martling, but first he is very upset at Boston fans. Artie and Jackie talk the Stern days. Jackie shares a secret he never told anyone. The Jackie puppet is discussed, as well as Artie and Jackie’s contributions to the show. They’re both worried about Robin Quivers. Artie and Jackie paid dues!! The two share more fun comedy stories. Artie has a new book idea for Bill O’Reilly.
Artie is back from St. Louis and in Hoboken with Johnny Styne. Artie is sick of the millennial’s phrases and tells us a girl tried to get him to say one. Artie tells us a joke about a buddy in Disney World. Ainsley Earhardt from’Fox and Friends’ has written a new book and you know the two guys hate her. Artie saw Michelle Pfeiffer do something extraordinary one time with a M&M. Artie starts to talk about his personal life but stops. Loverboy is on a commercial and WOW does the lead singer look bad. Artie talks a little about St. Louis. We were in St. Louis when the great Chuck Berry died. The St. Louis fans were great but what is going on there? Artie talks about “Hail, Hail Rock and Roll”. Chicago had Mike Royko and NYC had Jimmy Breslin who recently died. Artie had a connection with him. The Howard Stern ‘Buttaface’ contests were brutal. Johnny has written some jokes for Artie to do as Rodney.
Artie is NOT Mario Bosco with the headphones. Artie has figured out Mario’s scam. Artie talks about Paris and how Italians and Jews need to watch the big asses. Artie remembers that he didn’t know what Howard Stern looked like. Artie imagines how Glenn Beck got hired at Fox as well as the other hosts. We discuss Dana Perino and her dog. Artie talks about a close talker comedy club owner that hit the jackpot. Bill Maher and his barista. He loved how Obama didn’t do Bill’s show until the last week. Artie doesn’t like technology. ‘The Godfather’ comes to Howard Stern and SNL by way of The Turk! What is it about the name Marci?