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Episode 393 – Artie and Dan Talk Crashing and The Podcast

Artie and Dan tell you what’s on Hannity tonight. Artie talks about Crashing. We discuss the Michel Jordan flu game… or was he poisoned by a Godfather Pizza? Herman Cain stops by. Artie talks about being in Chicago and going to see “The Jackson 5” house. What’s going on with Dan? Artie’s accountant isn’t a drinker. He tells people how he got his nickname. Artie tells us what “The Geek’ is and why he loved getting pictures. Artie talks about Bill Maher and we find some hidden tape of him. We got a fan letter about Artie’s recent stand-up. There is a new Dan song. Artie talks about trump and the podcast.

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Episode 388 – Artie and Mario Bosco Investigate Uber Worthiness

We are joined by our buddy Mario Bosco. Artie talks about the White House Press Corp. Artie recalls a black friend from high school. Artie orders Dan to buy hand towels. Mario said Dan told him that he had to pay for his uber because we were broke. Dan is livid and demands that Mario read him the text. Mario is caught in a lie. Artie worries about the country under Mike Pence. We have a picture of El Chapo and he looks like someone we know. Artie is tired of people telling him not to spend his money. Artie tells you why you might have seen a rasta guy on some of his television shows. There are two places you can still be a racist and Artie tells you where. Jesse Watters sucks! Why does Mario have a King Kong button on, and is it racist? Artie’s Mom has a hot russian woman living with her and Artie has Dan. How did this happen?? We need to count the words Mario said in the podcast, and see if he is worth the Uber by percentage. Mario was accepted to a prestigious acting school. He has some private messages.
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Episode 387 – Artie and Dan, Jillian Barberie, Jackie Martling

Artie and Dan start out with some Anderson Cooper talk. Artie bets he has great hygiene. Artie has an idea for a new remake of a movie. The New Black Swan. What is going on with Cam Newton? What is Anderson’s house like? Artie talks with Jillian Barberie. Is she ready to date Artie now? Jillian talks her love of Artie on all his projects. Who owns Artie and Jillian’s websites? It’s Asian sites that own their URLs.  Artie welcomes Jackie Martling, but first he is very upset at Boston fans. Artie and Jackie talk the Stern days.  Jackie shares a secret he never told anyone. The Jackie puppet is discussed, as well as Artie and Jackie’s contributions to the show. They’re both worried about Robin Quivers. Artie and Jackie paid dues!! The two share more fun comedy stories. Artie has a new book idea for Bill O’Reilly.

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Episode 373 – Artie Back from St. Louis with Johnny Styne

Artie is back from St. Louis and in Hoboken with Johnny Styne. Artie is sick of the millennial’s phrases and tells us a girl tried to get him to say one. Artie tells us a joke about a buddy in Disney World. Ainsley Earhardt from’Fox and Friends’ has written a new book and you know the two guys hate her. Artie saw Michelle Pfeiffer do something extraordinary one time with a M&M. Artie starts to talk about his personal life but stops. Loverboy is on a commercial and WOW does the lead singer look bad. Artie talks a little about St. Louis. We were in St. Louis when the great Chuck Berry died. The St. Louis fans were great but what is going on there? Artie talks about “Hail, Hail Rock and Roll”. Chicago had Mike Royko and NYC had Jimmy Breslin who recently died. Artie had a connection with him. The Howard Stern ‘Buttaface’ contests were brutal. Johnny has written some jokes for Artie to do as Rodney.

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Episode 349 – Artie and Dan: Mario’s Scam, Close Talkers, Hating Technology

Artie is NOT Mario Bosco with the headphones. Artie has figured out Mario’s scam. Artie talks about Paris and how Italians and Jews need to watch the big asses. Artie remembers that he didn’t know what Howard Stern looked like. Artie imagines how Glenn Beck got hired at Fox as well as the other hosts. We discuss Dana Perino and her dog. Artie talks about a close talker comedy club owner that hit the jackpot. Bill Maher and his barista. He loved how Obama didn’t do Bill’s show until the last week. Artie doesn’t like technology. ‘The Godfather’ comes to Howard Stern and SNL by way of The Turk! What is it about the name Marci?

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