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Episode 386 – Artie and Matarese Back From The Comedy Club

Joe Matarese just got back from a comedy club. He saw a comic with an angle and wonders if Lorne Michaels would like his story? Artie does a new lineup for SNL. Joe and Artie start watching a comedy special. Joe has a brilliant observation about Halle Berry, which is that she’s hot! Joe and Artie talk about extra work. Is Joe becoming Artie? Joe got invited to a red carpet for the movie “Chuck” and it didn’t go well. The guys talk about boxing movies. There is a difference between gay women and gay men. Artie and Joe talk about the new guy who does a Trump impression, and how Alec Baldwin may have got the Trump job on SNL. Artie is calling out Seinfeld. Artie tells a story from our DirecTV days. Joe tells us about his new special.

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Episode 366 – Artie and Dan, ICP Fans, War Pig’s Tribute

It’s Artie and Dan in a late night show. Artie has to share with you his new “600 lbs. life” favorite person. Do they have Insane Clown Posse tattoo’s? Yes they do and the 600 lbs.’er is a fan of The ICP.  What would happen at ICP concerts with the soda. Artie recalls the first time he saw the “War Pig’s” video on MTV. Artie does a little tribute. Artie talks to Dan’s sister. Artie wants to have a contest with Mike Bocchetti for “most disgusting noise” . We wonder how Mike is doing? We have some exclusive tape of the “Trump Wall” being built. Artie asks about President Trump’s nominees. He saw Al Franken do something during President Trump’s speech.  Al was funny on SNL. Why is everyone so mad about the Deptartment Of Education? Artie has a new song Welcome Back Charter… Schools. How about that TV Show? Artie ran into Chris Rock. We make a listeners dream come true and call him on his birthday except it’s at 1:30 am the day after. Tyson wants to become a comedian. He explains his life and Artie’s head is about to explode. Tyson’s wife comes on because we woke her up. Artie talks to the wife and Tyson’s kid that we woke up. They are going to have to sell one of the kids for his dream to come true. Artie says you have to watch Crashing because this is exactly the show!

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Episode 349 – Artie and Dan: Mario’s Scam, Close Talkers, Hating Technology

Artie is NOT Mario Bosco with the headphones. Artie has figured out Mario’s scam. Artie talks about Paris and how Italians and Jews need to watch the big asses. Artie remembers that he didn’t know what Howard Stern looked like. Artie imagines how Glenn Beck got hired at Fox as well as the other hosts. We discuss Dana Perino and her dog. Artie talks about a close talker comedy club owner that hit the jackpot. Bill Maher and his barista. He loved how Obama didn’t do Bill’s show until the last week. Artie doesn’t like technology. ‘The Godfather’ comes to Howard Stern and SNL by way of The Turk! What is it about the name Marci?

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Episode 330 – Artie with Bozza, Bosco and Is Dan Jealous of Mario?

Anthony Bozza and Mario Bosco are here and we catch Mario barking out orders before the show has even started. Mario has perfected the art of the pout. Artie talks about his life and a Chinese couple he worked with. Should Artie complain about anything in his life given we just took a helicopter ride to a show? Is Dan jealous of Mario? Artie wants to know what’s on TV while we are recording the podcast. Dan wanted to watch basketball but didn’t think that Anthony wanted to. Artie talks about his life and working with his Dad. Richard Simmon’s gym has closed and Artie tells you why. Artie imagines a book agent and talks about writing. We get another Mario pout.  The group XX is on SNL and Artie wonders what they are like in real life. Mario didn’t charge us for his last visit. Artie tells a secret about Dan and how he slips in stories.

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